Go Lick The World Might Be the First Ever Current Affairs Clicker

It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for instance, President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment to Irish dignitaries. This gaffe inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical mobile game from Pixel Play.

This clicker game cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with addictive gameplay. The objective? Virtually lick the world as fast as possible (using your finger, of course!). A rotating 3D Earth, orbited by a variety of objects, is your target. Each tap earns points, leading to leaderboard supremacy.

Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F-35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane). On Earth, you'll find humorous landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco.

The game features daily rotating items, adding replayability. Mondays bring Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories, obtained through rewarded ads, add another layer of fun. These include a "clown world" face, various hats (including a trucker hat and a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. A recent update even added a famous hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to play, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via LickGPT), and get a blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both political sides, and, of course, Trump's iconic hair.